New info on the Devil May Cry Movie~

I love you Geekzkrieg.. TTATT I really do. Finally a bit of recent concrete information I can hold on to.

Okay, so here’s an update on the Devil May Cry movie I’ve been obsessing over for a quite a while–Oh. And happy new year by the way… xD I kinda forgot to update during x-mas and new years. But it’s no big deal. You still love me, right?–

Dante: No.. we don’t…

SHURRUP, DANTE. D:<

Anyway… Where was I? Oh! Right the movie. Okay, according to Geekzkreig the movies plot revolves around Dante (Duh. We can’t have newbie Nero hogging the spotlight already.) and here’s what has been revealed so far:

“Dante, son of the legendary Sparta, a devil lieutenant with a heart for humans who turned against the Devil Prince more than 2,000 years ago, and in doing so turned the Usurping Devil Prince’s evil dreams on their head.  He conquered the devil, trapping him, and then left his evil past and the Underworld, so as to live with humankind. He married a woman who bore a half-devil, half-man child, Dante.”

To read the entire article go HERE.

Hopefully some more info will be released soon…. I’m getting so frustrated with the fact that any info I find is either from a 2002-2003 article or a article on a fan-made film.

Dante: I sense a rant coming on…

That’s right, Dante! You get a cookie! x3

Dante: I want a sundae… D:

TOO BAD. ALL I HAVE IS A COOKIE. D:<

Okay, ranting time~ (I’m warning you~ This can be highly amusing or extremely annoying)

I wonder why Vergil isn’t ever included in anything anymore… I mean, look at the plot preview it says “a woman who bore a half-devil, half-man child, Dante.” It doesn’t say twins! D8 *Gaspers* VERGIL?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Vergil: You don’t have to yell. I’m right next to you. D:<

Nauu! What I meant was why are you never mentioned anymore? It’s like after DMC3 they’re like “Okie-dokie. We’re done. We’ll just replace Vergil with Nero~”

Vergil: Wait a moment. I recall in an interview with Capcom they mentioned that I was still an important character in the games franchise.

Oh, that’s right. But why have you been on the DL lately? You’re fans aren’t very happy with your lack of presence.

Vergil: The longer the wait the better the reward, no?

Umm… Sure… >___> Whatever you say Vergil.

Let’s go on to a different subject on the movie. Like the casting~! 8D

Though the chances are slim I’m hoping they’ll do the movie based on DMC3 (Because that is when Dante and Vergil are at their youngest and sexiest. xD) So I went to look up twin actors and I found out that twin actors that are between the ages of 17-32 (something like that… xD;) are very rare.

So most of the time people will just cast people that look alike and hope the make-up (LMAO. Dante, Vergil and make-up. >:3) will hide that fact that they’re not actually twins. Ghheey. Well there’s always that thing with the same actor playing both people. It would’ve been cool though to have actual twins.. Well we can’t have it all. Besides, we’ll be lucky enough if the actor(s) will even look as sexy as Dante and Vergil.

And since I don’t care about the other characters I’ll stop here.

Well, well…

Tis been forever since I last wrote in here. Gaaah. My new school likes to keep me busy. So busy, in fact I had gotten sick. D: I was running a fever yesterday. Twas terribibles…. BUT~ I am a lot better nows. x3 Yes, the powah of love has healed me.

Vergil: Please… Don’t say things like that… It makes me sick.

*Ignores Vergil*

Hmmm… I’m trying to think of something to talk about but I can’t–OH! Yeeeah… I read the 21st volume of Fruits Basket yesterday. It was quite difficult to follow… and really angst-y so I didn’t enjoy it. Though having Haru in there did make it a little better. =w=

Um.. What else?… Gaaah. I can’t think! I’m hungry. Dx Maybe tomorrow I’ll have something awesome to report.

Moving: Day 2

Hahaha! I don’t have internet at my house so there’s no “Day 1″. Okie-dokie. I’m currently staying at my sister’s house because I be lonely without the internets or my cell phone. >___> But yeah, I’m alright nows. =w=

Oh, oh! xD Yesterday my niece was eating an apple and she took this really big bite and it made this loud cruching noise. Then a itty-bitty piece of apple fell out and it looked like tooth to me so I yelled “OMAIGAWD. CLAUDE YOUR TOOTH FELL OUT.” I swear, she almost had a heartattack or something. Her face was so shocked. I was cracking up because I didn’t expect her to actually believe me. xD

Gaaah… My toes are frozen.. ;___; I can’t feel them.

Strained Ligament…

Guh… I’m fricken chained to a bed until further notice. I strained my Medial Collateral Ligament… or MCL. :3 Whuteva you wanna say I prefer the latter cuz it makes me sound smart.

So yeah, here I am. Stuck… and alone. Just me. Helpless ol’ me… DAMN MY HELPLESSNESS. I WADDLE AROUND LIKE A RETARDED PENGUIN (Not that I have anything against retarded penguins.. I loves them.). *GROOWWL* I’M ANGRY. AND HUNGRY. I WANNA GET UP. *Bitch-bitch. Complain-complain.*

*Huff-huff* Wheew… All better. x3 That felt so good. I’m probably all irritated and shiz because my knee hurts. Yeah, I’ll blame it on my knee because I can. Hmm… I should start working on my english paper. It’s due Monday. Nyah… My backpack is on the other side of the room. ;___; Crap…

Devil May Cry MOVIE?! and a “How to”

**Warning: Extremely annoying ranting… but what else is new?**

Yeah. You read the title right. A Devil May Cry movie. From everything I’ve looked up apparently “Tokyo-based film distributor Gaga Communications has signed a deal with Capcom to adapt their hit videogame Devil May Cry into a feature film, according to today’s Variety.” but that quote was from an article that was posted… five years ago. That’s not all “The movie is tentatively slated for a 2005 production start with a release expected the following year.”…. Oh, okay if that’s true- WHERE THE HELL IS IT?! I know! It hasn’t been made… yet!

On imdb there a little itteh-bitteh page that says the Devil May Cry movie is in development (or something like that… There’s no other info.) and may be released in 2010. Gaaaah. I know already that the guy who’s playing Dante won’t be good enough. BUT…! If he (the actor) does manage to look as sexy as Dante… He’s gonna have a lot of fangirls stalking him. >__> Namely me. But that’s a different story.

Here I give you a piccy to look at… Hmm… This one! x3

Wait… That one’s waaay to emo. How bout Dante fallin down the stairs! xD

**EDIT**

So I was lookin at my stats, right? And one of my top searches said “how to be like vergil”…. WHAT… THE… #$%*…?!

Vergil: Is there something wrong with that?

Chibi: No, no. No offense but… WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO BE LIKE YOU?!

Dante: *Snicker*

Chibi: Okay, okay. I’m sorry, Verg. I didn’t mean for it to come out like that. What I meant was only you can pull off being… well.. you. I don’t think any human being can pull off being you. But I do wanna read that how to list, it would be funny. OH, OH! I’ll make one myself. xD

How to be like Vergil:

1. Looks: Well first of all you gotta be a man with a medium/lean build, with pale skin, silvery white hair, and crystal blue eyes.

Vergil: Chibi… This is ridiculous…

*Completely ignores Vergil*

2. Voice: Vergil has a deep, nasal, I’m-smarter-than-you voice. It’s still pretty sexy despite the nasal-ness.

Vergil: Chibi… Watch it…

Dante: But..! Vergil’s voice isn’t as sexy as mine!

*Ignores the both of them*

3. Skill: Vergil can kick-arse with a okatana and is super fast. He’s also good with hand-to-hand combat so basically he can still kick your arse with his bare hands.

Vergil: *smirks*

Dante: HEY! I can kick arse too! D:

*Ignores Dante*

4. Style: His hair is spiked up. :3 Oh, and Vergil likes blue… A LOT. So much that he wears almost every shade of it.

Vergil: *Growls*

Dante: Ahahahaha! xD

*And the ignoring continues*

5. Personality: Vergil is cold-hearted, intelligent, confident, and stubborn. He does things his own way and will not let anybody stand in his way, not even family. He has a superiority complex.

Dante: *Nods in agreement*

Vergil: *Stabs Dante*

Chibi: I can’t think of any more… D:

I couldn’t help it.

I NEEDED TO SHOW SOMEONE THIS… xD

I couldn’t stop laughing. Definite FAIL.

**EDIT**

You know… I don’t think anyone seems to get it. xD There’s something wrong with me.

Anywho, to answer felicity12′s question; yes, they are pies. :)

Carnival Night!

Went to Santa Monica today! Twas fun.

First we went to Hookers Hooters to eat dinner (we got there around 6) and it was awkward when I was ordering because there was boobs and cleavage in my face. Now I know never to work at Hooters, their uniforms don’t look very comfy… Damn short-shorts. xD Those onion rings were delicious, and everyone was right they do have good wings.

After that we went to the pier. I had to go to the restroom and that was scary… the whole place was wet. I hate it when public restrooms are wet (which is what they are 99.9% of the time) so basically I hate public restrooms. Then we went to the the carnival on the pier, it was so crowded I was claustrophobic at first but I got over it eventually.

Then Claudine wanted to go on some rides, so her uncle bought some tickets for the rides. So I watched her ride the “Seadragon” which is those boat rides that swings you around. Her face was funny. xD

Then I decided to be brave and ride this itteh-bitteh roller coaster. I think I have a phobia of roller coasters so it was a big step for me. xD Anywho while we were in line I was practically hyper-ventilating in the line, which now seems completely ridiculous to me (you’ll see). So we get on and I’m nervous as it goes up and I was expecting this huge drop but when we went down it was like 2 yards. Then we went slowly down in a spiral and then there was little bunny hops. Gawd. I was laughing the entire time. I didn’t even know why I was so scared in the first place.

After I wanted to play some carnival games-cuz of course, who doesn’t want to waste money on winning cheap stuff animals? x3 I think, winning them is more fun than buying them.- and so I try tossing the ball in the bucket. I sucked. So I bought 10 balls (that was weird to type.. >__>) for Claudine’s dad and he got all of them in. It was in the way he threw ‘em. Sucked for the guy next to him, cause he saw how Claude’s dad did it and he still couldn’t do it… and his girlfriend was watching. Pathetic! Claude got a puppy and I got a grey teddy bear named “Marywhethar Pulchipe” (courtesy of Griseldie) :D.

After that, we went to that one game where you shoot the target with water and you’re racing peeps to see who gets to the top? Yeah… If you don’t get what I’m saying sorry. Okies. Well the three of us were gonna play, just the three of us so we’d win, but then this random-ass guy shows up and beats us. ALL THREE OF US. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!… It was pretty crazy. >__> I guess that’s what we get for trying to cheat. xD

I bought Claude and I some “Dippin Dots” it was delicious. So then we went to the beach (by then it was like 9:30) and I saw a message in the sand that said “luv sucks” with a lil broken heart, so I squatted down and wrote “I *heart* u… still” and I was like “Take that emo kid! I brightened up your message!” >:D.. Then I followed my brother up to some gift shop and we looked at some stuff, I didn’t buy anything cause that owner was an a-hole to some confused lady.

Then we went home.

The End.

Jeez. I think this was the longest post I’ve had in a while.

Mai hart wil go on.

*Points at title* …… Yeah…. Would you still be my friend if I always spelled like that? :3

Funniest thing happened today. My niece, Claudine, and I were in our room when I decided to show her the new ringtone I got for my mom. It was the Celine Dion song “My heart will go on” and so we started singing “YOOOOOUR HEEEEREEE THEEERESSSS NOOOOOOTHING I FEAR AAAAAAND I KNOOOOOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOON~!” and we started being obnoxious and stupid… like we always do when we’re not fighting.

Then we found out that some person was inspecting the house and they heard us being retards, so when they were about to come in our room I practically flew into the bathroom to hide. Thus leaving Claudine on the bed. Alone. She’ll get over it. Besides any other person would have thought it was cute if she was the only one singing… if they found out it was me singing like a dying moose… *Shudders*

Anywho my undoubted rage for “Breaking Dawn” has finally passed. Who would’ve thought that a book could make me so angry? Hahaha~ I’m all mellowed out. I just woke up from a 2 hour nap… nyah. :3

Lookies! I found a cute comic to top off my post for today. :D:

Days like this…

Depress me sometimes… I wasted this entire day reading that stupid “Breaking Dawn” book. It just pissed me off. I don’t even know why I bothered to read it. It just gave me a big headache and made me uncharacteristically (That was a big word to type… xD) enraged. I felt the need to punch somebody. GAAAWWWDD!!!! D:<

Okay… I need to calm down… VERGIL! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Vergil: MAKE YOURSELF ONE! OR MAKE DANTE DO IT!

Chibi: ….DANTE! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Dante: ….WHAT’S A SAMMICH?

Chibi: YOUR MOM!

Dante: AW HELLZ NAW! D:<

Chibi: I SOWWRY… I MEANT YOUR ASS.

Dante: …. My ass is pretty delicious.

Chibi: :D…. I mean…! EEWWW! GROSS! Dx VERGIL I DEMAND YOUR SAMMICHES!

Vergil: I WILL NOT MAKE YOUR DAMN SAMMICH. >___>

Chibi: Yes, you will! Or I’ll… I’ll…. SING CELINE DION! >:D…

Vergil: …. You wouldn’t.

Chibi: *Sucks in air* EEEVVVEERRRYYY NNIIIIGHTTT INNN MAAAAI DREEEEEAMS! I SEEE YOOOOU! I FEEEEL YOOOU~!

Dante: *Shudders* You… feel me? D:

Vergil: No, I do.. I mean… Wait.. D: (Chibi: HA! VERGIL GOT CAUGHT! >:D)

Chibi: YOOOOU’REEE HEEEEREEE! THEEEREEE’S NOOOOTHINNNG I FEEEAR~! ANNNND I KNOOOOW THAAAT MAAI HEEAARRTT WILLLLL GOOO ONNNNN!

Vergil: Shut-up! SHUT-UP! D:<

Dante: *Covers Chibi’s mouth* Okaaay…. That’s enough…

Chibi: *Licks Dante’s hand* You taste of TUNA and MAYONNAISE…. Hehehe… Griseldie dun’t like mayo.

Vergil: Okay, that’s enough! Go to bed you freak! D:<

Chibi: Hoookie-dokie… x3

BREAKING DAWN RELEASE.

MOST HORRIBLY WASTED THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE.

Well… except for the frolicking… Yeah, that was awesome. x3

I don’t even remember much of last night. xD It’s like I was drunk or something. BUT I DO REMEMBER ONE THING. WE PUT THE GIANT, GOLD “SEX” BOOK IN THE “YOUNG ADULTS” SECTION. ON THE VERY TOP SELF FOR ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES TO SEE. BWAHAHAHA! >:3

OH! OH! THEN THIS CASHIER PERSON AT BORDERS POINTED AT THE TWILIGHT BOOKS AND SAID “Wanna read Miley Cyrus’ auto-biography?” Hahaha! xD

THEN AFTERWARDS WE WERE SINGING HANNAH MONTANA AND MARIAH CAREY REALLY LOUDLY IN THE CAR…

Well… well what do ya know? I do remember some of last night… :3 Anyway… I drank a cup of coffee and had some extremely sugary drink (that my niece gave me) that night. Sooo… I was on a complete sugar high.

It’s was to block out the high-pitched (extremely annoying) squealing of Edward fangirls… >_>

But yeah… I let loose! I swear, Dante was having a dance party (in my head)! xD