Devil May Cry MOVIE?! and a “How to”

**Warning: Extremely annoying ranting… but what else is new?**

Yeah. You read the title right. A Devil May Cry movie. From everything I’ve looked up apparently “Tokyo-based film distributor Gaga Communications has signed a deal with Capcom to adapt their hit videogame Devil May Cry into a feature film, according to today’s Variety.” but that quote was from an article that was posted… five years ago. That’s not all “The movie is tentatively slated for a 2005 production start with a release expected the following year.”…. Oh, okay if that’s true- WHERE THE HELL IS IT?! I know! It hasn’t been made… yet!

On imdb there a little itteh-bitteh page that says the Devil May Cry movie is in development (or something like that… There’s no other info.) and may be released in 2010. Gaaaah. I know already that the guy who’s playing Dante won’t be good enough. BUT…! If he (the actor) does manage to look as sexy as Dante… He’s gonna have a lot of fangirls stalking him. >__> Namely me. But that’s a different story.

Here I give you a piccy to look at… Hmm… This one! x3

Wait… That one’s waaay to emo. How bout Dante fallin down the stairs! xD

**EDIT**

So I was lookin at my stats, right? And one of my top searches said “how to be like vergil”…. WHAT… THE… #$%*…?!

Vergil: Is there something wrong with that?

Chibi: No, no. No offense but… WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO BE LIKE YOU?!

Dante: *Snicker*

Chibi: Okay, okay. I’m sorry, Verg. I didn’t mean for it to come out like that. What I meant was only you can pull off being… well.. you. I don’t think any human being can pull off being you. But I do wanna read that how to list, it would be funny. OH, OH! I’ll make one myself. xD

How to be like Vergil:

1. Looks: Well first of all you gotta be a man with a medium/lean build, with pale skin, silvery white hair, and crystal blue eyes.

Vergil: Chibi… This is ridiculous…

*Completely ignores Vergil*

2. Voice: Vergil has a deep, nasal, I’m-smarter-than-you voice. It’s still pretty sexy despite the nasal-ness.

Vergil: Chibi… Watch it…

Dante: But..! Vergil’s voice isn’t as sexy as mine!

*Ignores the both of them*

3. Skill: Vergil can kick-arse with a okatana and is super fast. He’s also good with hand-to-hand combat so basically he can still kick your arse with his bare hands.

Vergil: *smirks*

Dante: HEY! I can kick arse too! D:

*Ignores Dante*

4. Style: His hair is spiked up. :3 Oh, and Vergil likes blue… A LOT. So much that he wears almost every shade of it.

Vergil: *Growls*

Dante: Ahahahaha! xD

*And the ignoring continues*

5. Personality: Vergil is cold-hearted, intelligent, confident, and stubborn. He does things his own way and will not let anybody stand in his way, not even family. He has a superiority complex.

Dante: *Nods in agreement*

Vergil: *Stabs Dante*

Chibi: I can’t think of any more… D:

Days like this…

Depress me sometimes… I wasted this entire day reading that stupid “Breaking Dawn” book. It just pissed me off. I don’t even know why I bothered to read it. It just gave me a big headache and made me uncharacteristically (That was a big word to type… xD) enraged. I felt the need to punch somebody. GAAAWWWDD!!!! D:<

Okay… I need to calm down… VERGIL! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Vergil: MAKE YOURSELF ONE! OR MAKE DANTE DO IT!

Chibi: ….DANTE! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Dante: ….WHAT’S A SAMMICH?

Chibi: YOUR MOM!

Dante: AW HELLZ NAW! D:<

Chibi: I SOWWRY… I MEANT YOUR ASS.

Dante: …. My ass is pretty delicious.

Chibi: :D…. I mean…! EEWWW! GROSS! Dx VERGIL I DEMAND YOUR SAMMICHES!

Vergil: I WILL NOT MAKE YOUR DAMN SAMMICH. >___>

Chibi: Yes, you will! Or I’ll… I’ll…. SING CELINE DION! >:D…

Vergil: …. You wouldn’t.

Chibi: *Sucks in air* EEEVVVEERRRYYY NNIIIIGHTTT INNN MAAAAI DREEEEEAMS! I SEEE YOOOOU! I FEEEEL YOOOU~!

Dante: *Shudders* You… feel me? D:

Vergil: No, I do.. I mean… Wait.. D: (Chibi: HA! VERGIL GOT CAUGHT! >:D)

Chibi: YOOOOU’REEE HEEEEREEE! THEEEREEE’S NOOOOTHINNNG I FEEEAR~! ANNNND I KNOOOOW THAAAT MAAI HEEAARRTT WILLLLL GOOO ONNNNN!

Vergil: Shut-up! SHUT-UP! D:<

Dante: *Covers Chibi’s mouth* Okaaay…. That’s enough…

Chibi: *Licks Dante’s hand* You taste of TUNA and MAYONNAISE…. Hehehe… Griseldie dun’t like mayo.

Vergil: Okay, that’s enough! Go to bed you freak! D:<

Chibi: Hoookie-dokie… x3

School…!

WHEN WILL IT END?! I swear I’m gonna eat someone or something… *Eyes Dante*

As much as I want it to end, I don’t want it to end… Stupid, I know. But the minute school ends I’m getting my bum transfered to my sisters house. Which means *ding-ding!* I’m moving… Hooray (Note sarcasm)… Grr… I want to get away from that subject now. I apologize, I’m really moody today.

So on Friday there’s a Disneyland trip for my class. I’m not going. Because I was planning on ditching and going to my friends house. but since she can’t have me and my other buddies at her house I’m punishing myself now. :D For going to Disneyland(Hehe… I already went.), Seaworld, and Vegas while my friends were suffering at school. Yeah, Enna-girl told me it was basically ISS but whuteva. I’ll live through it. I hope. GAH! Enna-girl!!! I gonna die of boredom!!! D: Save me from impending doom!!! I’m gonna take my Eeyore with me to school tomorrow. He’s SQUISHY.

I noticed… Vergil’s tag name is bigger than Dante’s! Oh noes! Poor Dante. Getting no love on my blog. No worries your still my favorite, D! x3 I dunno what to write anymore…

Oh wait… My sister just screamed “I WANT PIZZA.” and when she wants it she get’s it… So that means… YES! PIZZA FOR DINNER!!! >D

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Celebrate!

Yay! Testing is finally over! Thank gawd! =D I wanna scream at the top of my lungs because I’m so happy. I’m kinda worried that I bombed the Science part of the exam but at the same time I’m kinda like “Screw it! It’s not my fault anyway!” Rawr! Vergil was angry at me. Cuz I didn’t study again. XP

It’s been a few days since I’ve last been here. Testing had me in a fetal position for some time. Anyway who wants some cake? *Raises hand* I DO! XD

Today was super-duper hot. It’s like 99 degrees, yo. I was melting!!! D: *Checks tomorrows weather* Oh noes! It’s gonna be 100 tomorrow! Eh…. I’m too lazy to keep on writing.

**EDIT**

Okay. Just a minute ago I was thinking to myself and Vergil and this is where our conversation went.

Chibi: Vergil? Why do people try so hard to be perfect, to be god?

Vergil: …..

Chibi: Then I’m alway reading things like “There’s no such thing as perfection” or “There is no God.” if that’s true then why bother giving it a word? What’s the point of giving something that doesn’t exist a name?

Vergil: I don’t exist. Yet here I am, with a name.

Chibi: But–

Vergil: Chibi, listen. Human beings need something to believe in to live. Like the way that you believe that you were made to do something more for this world. Because if there’s nothing to believe in they give up. Human beings are like children. They have short attention spans and they only hear and spread what they like. Then they speak ill of the things they loathe and have others do the same. Humans are disgusting little creatures…

Chibi: Ahem…

Vergil: I apologize, Chibi–

Chibi: I’m only reminding you. I’m human too.

Vergil: Yes, you are. But you’re… tolerable, I suppose. Though you never think things through, you’re lazy, a slight ditz, and- for short you’re like Dante. Except quieter.

Chibi: That’s no compliment is it?

Vergil: Definitely, no.

Dante: Hey, hey! Why is that? I’m practically awesomer than awesome! D:

Chibi & Vergil: …

So yeah, our conversation was very… um… sad? dark? Dark works. So even I, happy-go-lucky Chibi, have dark thoughts from time to time. But I don’t hate the world. That’s Vergil’s job.

Procrastinating 1

First of all I wanted to explain my title. I’m procrastinating on my homework, and since I feel this won’t be the only time I’ll procrastinate on it to write in here I’ll number it.

I feel like writing a little with Vergil and Faye. This time they’ll be trying to get on good terms. XP

Silent Reverie:

Faye fingered through the old worn book scanning the pages, it was boring but it passed the time, “Time… How long have I been here? Days? Weeks? Months?” she wondered staring at the wall in front of her as if it would give her the answer. Then Faye heard her chamber door open she looked to see Vergil closing the door behind him, not locking it, Faye smirked “You think I won’t run away?” she questioned, Vergil returned the smirk. It was the closest Faye has ever seen Vergil smile, not counting the scornful one she saw her first day here, “I know you won’t run away.” he answered simply, Faye pouted “Is he mocking me?!” she thought angrily. Vergil pulled a book from it’s perch on the shelf, flipped through it, then shoved it back in it’s rightful place. Faye watched, curious “Are you looking for something particular?” Faye asked him, she was like an awkward librarian that did nothing but read and organize the books, Vergil looked at her momentarily “You act as if you can find it.” he retorted. Faye frowned, she got up and walked up to him “You act as if I’m stupid.” she shot back at him “I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t know where to find it.” finishing her sharp reply, Vergil seemed amused by her sudden riposte, he decided he would humor the girl, “Fine, which book contains information of ‘Temen-ni-gru’?” he demanded Faye grinned, her eyes scanning the many bookshelves hat lined the wall, “There are several. Which one do you want?” she answered.

Aw… I want to finish this but I have to get back to work now.. D: Maybe I’ll finish tomorrow.

Here’s a cute picture that represents Faye and Vergil’s relationship. XD

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I’m back! :D

Sorry, I haven’t been here in a while but I haven’t had much to write during my absence. I have testing coming up so that’s been putting some major stress on me. Plus the major cramming of information down my throat isn’t helping much either. D: I have no idea how I’ve managed to survive.

I’ve been blowing off some steam by writing a fanfiction. It’s not that great but I’m having fun. :3 Please excuse my bad writing skills.

Excerpt from Chapter 5 of “Silent Reverie”:

Faye had been sitting in front of the door in this room for what felt like hours, Vergil had dropped her off in this room and left without a word. Faye got up from the floor and pulled on the door handle again, no luck, she groaned. She was hoping if she pulled hard enough she could force it open but the door wasn’t as old as she thought. She sat down again “What do they want with me anyway?” she thought suddenly the door flew open and Faye was knocked aside. She sat up and rubbed her forehead “Oww…” she said looking up to see Vergil with an unamused expression on his face. She glared at him “What are you looking at?” she snapped, Vergil turned away from her closed and locked the door with a key and went to the bookshelf on the opposite of the room. Faye huffed “Fine, don’t talk to me…” she thought slightly upset that she was being ignored, Faye picked herself up off the floor and sat herself on the bed that was in the middle of the room.

For a few minutes all that was heard in the room was the sound of the pages turning “Sooo… What are you reading?” Faye asked, she knew that have a conversation with her kidnapper was ridiculous but the silence was driving her insane. She heard the book snap shut “You’re not a very good conversationalist are you?” he pointed out Faye flushed, embarrassed, “S-shut up…! I was… I just… needed to talk to someone.” she said her voice getting quieter. Vergil smiled, a smile that held scorn “It’s pathetic that humans break so easily when they are confined to an unfamiliar environment.” he said stalking towards Faye “Tell me. Where has all your confidence gone?” he asked. Faye wasn’t going to let him win she leaned forward facing him head on “You act as if you aren’t human, master.” she answered Vergil mocking him with what she addressed him earlier. Vergil growled his glare growing more intense “I’m not, girl. It would be wise for you to choose your words carefully–” he began “Or what? You’re going to kill me? I have yet to see you try.” Faye cut him off. Vergil slammed his hands on her sides trapping her, he leaned forward and Faye recoiled she was truly afraid now “You better stay useful to me or I won’t hesitate to do so.” he said in a menacing tone.

Let’s ROCK the New Year!

Whoot!!! The New Year is coming soon! My resolution will be!:

To be more independent!

Yes! Because I have found that I depend on people waaay to much to think for me. So to relieve those who have done so much for me I shall think for myself! I don’t have time to write much so HAPPIE NEW YEAR!!!!

Oh~! I thought of a little segment for Dante, Vergil, and I.

*Dante, Vergil, and Chibi are sitting on the couch watching the countdown.*

Chibi: So Dante… What’s your resolution gonna be?

Dante: Umm… To clean the office.

Chibi: You gonna fail tomorrow-

Dante: I know.

Chibi: *Turns to Vergil* What about you?

Vergil: I don’t need one.

*Dante and Chibi stare blankly at Vergil*

Vergil: What?

*Dante and Chibi continue staring*

Vergil: Stop that…

*And the staring goes on…*

Vergil: FINE!!! I won’t try to kill Dante.

Chibi: You’re gonna fail in 5 seconds.

Vergil: …..

Dante: *Snickers*

Vergil: THAT’S IT!!!! *Attacks Dante*

Chibi: *Checks watch* Umm… That wasn’t even five seconds…